I like Mexican food and jokes. I like funny pictures and MST3K. I like men and women and other genders romantically and sexually, but I hate being around people for more than 3 hours so my preferences are moot. I like dogs and cows and manatees and Charmanders.
My hobbies include being a fat ass by hanging out on the internet all day.
Politically, I believe that niggas be trippin'. Religiously, I am an atheist who is not a dickhole about it.
My standards are high: you must like Lestrade and Sally
I will always ship Sherstrade and not Johnlock. Always. Even if/when Johnlock happens.