mamamura:

of course i want kids. what? children? no no you misunderstand. i mean baby goats. why the hell would i want baby human beings? thats gross.

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

this dude on is preaching and i’m like “i’ve done most things god hates lol”

subbastianstan:

hermann and newt getting engaged by one of them pointing to their eye and saying they already have matching rings so why not make it official

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

milksteak-and-magnets:

Charlie with his dog!!! (and some ripped jeans… mm)

milksteak-and-magnets:

Charlie with his dog!!! (and some ripped jeans… mm)

starkesthour:

when friends start shipping your OTP

image

primadollly:

burn these statistics into your mind. never forget who it is experiencing the brunt of the prison system’s violence

keeppartyvangoing:

ebilflindas:

If I ran Cartoon Network

(this is FAKE. I shouldn’t even have to say this but people on tumblr are gullible as fuck and would probably think this was real if enough people reblogged it)

oh my GOD

wardenofthenorth

it just makes sense :3